One of the aspirations that many of us have in life is to get married and we may start planning the wedding years ahead of it actually occurring. In fact, from the time many youngsters are just learning how to get along with the opposite sex, they start talking about the possibility of getting married and it seems as if some of them never stop from that point forward. It is something that is born into us; the desire to be with someone that we love and to share the rest of our lives with them.
When the day actually arrives and the time comes to tie the knot, it is perhaps one of the most memorable moments that we will ever experience. The entire day will be captured, not only in our memory but also through pictures, video and through discussions that will take place from that point forward with any family or friend that happened to be at the ceremony. It is certainly something that we love and when the wedding goes just as expected, it will produce a fond memory that will last for a lifetime.
Of course, many people will say that getting married causes an individual to give up a lot and some people do leave things behind when they say “I do.” For example, some people may leave behind houses, apartments or other living arrangements in order to consolidate into a single home. There may also be a wide variety of other physical items that we tend to give up when we get married as well. In some cases, it may be somewhat painful to leave those things behind but in other cases, it is just a matter of moving on with her life and improving it as we go.
Although we may leave a lot of physical things behind, there is something that we don’t leave behind and that is our sense of humor. In fact, many people would say that marriage gives them an entirely new understanding of humor and a target for joking in some cases. If you have any doubts as to whether the humor will still exist after the marriage or not, then the following tweets will bring you back to reality again.
These 24 tweets are hilarious and you have to agree, it shows that marriage is not the end of humor but rather, it is the beginning of a new phase of humor. Take some time to look down through these tweets from married people and you will see that they are not only laugh worthy, you will go back through them time and time again.
1. This about sums up married life in only a few words. Married people will get this, single people will wonder what they are talking about.
When you do it, it’s annoying, when I do it, it’s adorable.
Me, explaining life to my husband
— OldCardigan (@MizzusT) January 22, 2018
2. There are little annoyances that we may experience in marriage and sometimes, they are not necessarily the important issues, they are just what gets on our nerves.
If you want to discuss the correct way to squeeze a tube of toothpaste every night, then being married might be right for you.
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ(s)? (@3sunzzz) December 30, 2017
3. After we are married, we do end up with a new reality in some way or another. These types of surprises often shock us in some way or another, as is the case with this married woman.
I'm pretty sure my husband didn't breathe this loudly when I met him.
— Cathryn (@AngryRaccoon2) December 23, 2016
4. As you can see in the following tweets, it is not only humor that is alive and well after marriage, it is also sarcasm. A blending of the two often defines marriage for many of us.
Husband: What's for dinner?
Me: Ah, we have two very fine options this evening! You may have Whatever The Kids Didn't Eat, or, the more appetizing, Something You Make For Yourself.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) January 23, 2018
5. Husbands don’t always understand everything that is taking place during the marriage but they often put up with it anyway.
Each night my wife takes three pillows that aren’t for sleeping off of the bed and puts them on a chair that’s not for sitting.
— Distracted Dad (@Distracted_Dad) January 18, 2018
6. When we are married, we often define our expert level according to our own terms. This is a prime example of how it works.
My wife asked if I thought she should go on a diet.
I bought her doughnuts.
Marriage level: Expert.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 15, 2018
7. The humor doesn’t stop when we have children, it just hits a new level of funny.
Having a wife and daughters means that at any given time 80% of your home’s interior is covered in stray hair ties.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) January 23, 2018
8. You need to learn to laugh at the little things when you are married.
wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it
me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife— yabkat (@ohen39) October 25, 2017
9. The laughs don’t stop when we get older, the situations just get funnier.
{me on my deathbed)
Husband: Do you know where my socks are?
— Lilybreau (@Lilybreau) January 25, 2018
10. Money causes a lot of stress in marriage but when you learn to laugh about it, you are taking things to the next level.
Me [online shopping]: How cute is this teapot?
Husband: *couldn’t possibly care less*
Me: oh and it’s only $50
Husband: what?
Me: what?
Husband: what?
Me: *typing in credit card number* what?— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) January 24, 2018
11. Sometimes you need to read between the lines.
wife *spends 5 minutes telling me why I shouldn’t do something*
also wife: But do what you want— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 25, 2018
12. If you love Reese’s, you will understand.
There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s unless you’re married.
— Dorky Romano (@SuperApple80) January 13, 2018
13. Sometimes it is just to late so you have to laugh at it.
Don’t get married until you hear how they chew gum.
— The Eh Factor ?? (@AngelaEhh) January 18, 2018
14. There is a lot of truth to this discussion.
WIFE: oh yeah baby, keep doing it just like that
ME: [loading dishwasher the exact way she likes] hand me another bowl
— eric (@ericsshadow) January 16, 2018
15. Sarcasm is alive and well in this marriage.
My husband has an advanced degree and 18 questions about how to use a dishwasher pod.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) January 22, 2018
16. It always pays to think positive.
I just want the optimism of my husband who thinks if he throws a bunch of dirty laundry on top of the washing machine it will just wash itself.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 27, 2017
17. Experience matters
The newlywed couple laughed when I gave them blankets labeled “his” and “hers.” Obviously this is their first marriage.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) January 15, 2018
18. Sometimes you need to plan ahead.
My wife left to get a haircut so I’ve got maybe 2 hours to practice my “that looks great!” face in the mirror
— Mr. Hook (@Phook75) January 18, 2018
19. You need to define your roles
My husband just made a joke about needing a life coach like I’m not standing. Right. Here.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) December 31, 2017
20. Oh yeah
Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.
— TheAlexNevil (@TheAlexNevil) January 17, 2018
21. Some things really matter.
My wife didn’t add all of the butter the box of mac & cheese called for so I guess we are doing whole 30.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 21, 2018
22. Some things are better left alone
My husband asked to accompany me doing a ton of errands today and this must be how a divorce starts.
— Lori (@loribuckmajor) January 13, 2018
23. You need to use logic the right way.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence mini beer fridges are the exact same size as night stands, I tell my wife while we’re shopping for new bedroom furniture.
— Joel (@joeljeffrey) January 24, 2018
24. You need to define what matters.
[phone]
H: Sorry, I forgot to warm up your truck this morning.
M: And I'm married because?
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ(s)? (@3sunzzz) December 14, 2017
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