When you have a job, it’s important to understand all of the tools and the tricks of the trade associated with it. This is true for any type of job, but it is especially true when it comes to doing something that involves many people. As an example, an airline pilot is responsible for the lives of everyone on the plane. It would be important for them to understand how to handle any situation that arises, but mistakes do happen. Some of those mistakes can lead to tragic consequences but as you are about to see in the following joke, a small mistake can also lead to a big laugh.
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach.
The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.”
He forgets to switch off the intercom, and the whole plane can hear his conversation with his co-pilot.
The co-pilot says to the pilot, “Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?”
“Well,” says the skipper, “first I’m gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap. Then I’m gonna take that hot new stewardess out for dinner before I take her back to my room and have my way with her!”
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles, trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.
She’s so embarrassed that she tries to run to the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and falls on her face.
The old lady leans over and says: “No need to hurry, dear. He’s gonna take a crap first.”